1. It's only funny till someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!!!!!!!!
2. Don't drink and drive, you might go over a bump and spill your beer!
3. Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly!
4. It's always better to say nothing and have people wonder about your intelligence than to say something stupid
and leave them no doubt.
5. When everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane!!
6. Hard work pays off in the future, Laziness pays off now.
7. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried!
8. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
9. If you steal an idea from one person it's plagiarism, If you steal an idea from many people it's research.
